You don't know anything. You just showed up in your Santa suit. You heard about it somewhere but don't remember.
Starting location will be announced 24-48 hours prior to the event... be ready to rock it 'cause this is a GREATEST HITS YEAR! Yep... we're gonna re-hit some of our favorite Santa spots from lots of previous years...
This is a Metro and Sleigh year...
Get your SLEIGH PASSES here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/santacon-la-2013-tickets-9287997651
You are responsible for your own Met...
You don't know anything. You just showed up in your Santa suit. You heard about it somewhere but don't remember.
Starting location will be announced 24-48 hours prior to the event... be ready to rock it 'cause this is a GREATEST HITS YEAR! Yep... we're gonna re-hit some of our favorite Santa spots from lots of previous years...
This is a Metro and Sleigh year...
Get your SLEIGH PASSES here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/santacon-la-2013-tickets-9287997651
You are responsible for your own Metro TAP card.
Follow along on Twitter @LASanta as we will tweet when we are moving to the next location...
Or, you can just follow a Santa-in-the-know...
But... who really knows anything?
Some things you should know... the RULES:
CONTACT RULES:
( When we engage the public.)
Be LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, and JOLLY.
Stick together. Safety in numbers. Buddy up, don't leave a Santa behind. Unless he broke major laws, then he's no longer Santa.
Don't fuck with the cops and store security.
Be a fucktard on your own time. Not when the rest of us are around. If you get arrested, you're on your own. When they ask you to leave, BE NICE, and do as you’re told.
Don't fuck with little kids.
Let’s have fun, fuck with the parents, not the children.
Don't fuck with people who serve us food and beer.
They are serving us, they also reserve the right NOT to. So, it's in our best interest if we want to refuel. Santa loves to eat and drink.
Remember the Rules
Mass transit has its own security force. Consider yourself warned…
Thou Shalt Not Annoy Thy driver.
Thou Shalt Pick Up Whatever One Does Droppeth on The Floor.
Thou Shalt keep a tight reign on all possessions – particularly backpacks and Santa sacks (unattended bags are a big red flag for transit security).
Thou ~Shalt NOT~ be overly rowdy, just really “jolly” when aboard Mass Transit.
Thou Shalt keep an eye on your Open Containers (nudge, nudge – wink, wink…).
Thou Shalt tip Good Drivers.
Thou Shalt not leave anything on the sleighs.
REMEMBER THE ANSWER IS: SANTA
It's very important how we deal with the public, private security, and most importantly, LEO. If asked, this is how you should answer:
Who's in charge? SANTA
Who are you with? SANTA
What organization are you with? SANTA
Who organized this? SANTA
Who just puked in that trashcan? SANTA
Honestly, there are those folks who figure honesty is the best policy and that's fine. The aforementioned statements are true.
Don't quote a web address
Don't point out someone
Don't give out a name
Don't supply an e-mail address
Don't hand out a phone number
Remember: Dumb stares are easy. If you can't be clever, don't be a rat. Heck, who put you in charge anyway? You don't know anything. You just showed up in your Santa suit. You heard about it but don't remember.
People work hard to pull this shit together. The least you can do is act dumb and cover their butt in case of trouble. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN CONDUCT.
You agree to follow these rules by showing up at the start location in a Santa suit.