The Tide is High and So are We!
Captain James Cerne and FIrst Mate Sarah Problem are steering the S.S. Banana Hammock to a magical land of mysterious pleasures and exotic surprises. Its a shipwreck of beachy treasures and delights, shows, contests, prizes, AMAZING tropical tiki beverages concocted by Garrett Mckechnie and his staff of lithesome Cabana Bouys at Downtowns classiest homosexual watering hole Bar Mattachine!!!!
Sarah Problem entrances with performative contests and contested performances
DJ James Cerne plays a hodge podge of Beachy Sounds from Martin Denny to Charo to the B-52s
Grab your Shark Bait, your ukelele, some bongos and truvada and Come Sail Away With Us!!!!!!
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