DO NOT GO HERE! YOU'RE WELCOME
I read the reviews before going and still decided to go because it was convenient, a good deal and I went to the other location and had a good time. When I got there I understood about 4% of what the guy was saying and had to continually ask him to repeat himself. I got a room and was charged 35 instead of the 20 for 18-25 which I brought up to the guy and he just waved it off. Told him I was going to talk to the manager later and he just waved it off. When I got in there I was looking forward to taking a shower but the guy cleaning the shower and steam rooms took about 4 hours to clean it and still didn't do a very good job. The rest of the place is disgusting, nobody actually WORKS here theyre just on their phones talking and texting as condoms, lube and cum layers every surface of the upstairs. Not only will I not be going back to this location but I won't be going back to ANY Hollywood Spa location. These aholes can't have my money if they're running a place like this. I suggest somewhere else ANYWHERE else, a backalley would suit you better.
ATTITUDE/DISCUSTING CUSTOMER SERVICE
I visited the NOHO and was negatively judge by the ahole clerk and theres a lot more but no time...then a few months later i visited the one OFF hollywood Blvd...and was revived SOUR ATTITUDE by the ahole clerk...I DIDN'T GIVE EM MY BUSINESS and NEVER WILL FOR EITHER LOCATION...HOPE YOU GO OUT OF BUSINESS "hollywood sp-ooh" F*CK U.!!!!
OK, but . . .
I haven't whored about the North Hollywood Spa very often, but generally have a good time there. However, the layout is less desirable than some sex venues I've frequented over the years, and the rooms are small, a bit cramped, and seem to be constructed at odd angles. In any case, though, I've sucked some terrific dick there and gotten my thick shaft milked and drained many times.
sex and more sex with hot guys
Price gouging & very rude staff
If being gouged on price and rude staff are your thing then this is your place.
Yesterday was my first visit to the North Hollywood club but I have visited the other Hollywood Club. I was charged
another $4 admission as a first time visitor even though I
had visited their other place. That didn't bother me too
much but the $5 "weekend surcharge" is just
outrageous. $37 for a small room and a tv with no buttons
and a non working remote. The staff were by far , the
RUDEST in LA. Trying to understand a thick Latino accent
through a thick plexiglass window was next to impossible
and later when I told them about the non working remote,
the "manager" was too busy on his cellphone laughing with
his buddies even though he saw me standing there. When he finally got off his cell he was no help and very rude.
When I checked out I expressed my feelings about the service and his attitude and he shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't care. Of all that, the thing that really put me off this club was being offered drugs by 4 different guys and another 2 asked me if I wanted to "party". Just my 2c worth
Thoroughly Enjoyable
I thoroughly enjoyed my visit here.
Like its brethren Hollywood Spa, there's a charming Hollywood theme - with pictures and posters of movie stars and movies throughout.
But unlike Hollywood Spa, the music is not overwhelming and the atmosphere is much more low key. In addition to the usual lockers, rooms (some with indoor windows allowing people see in), sauna, steam, and gym area -- there is also a cafe serving some basic food (pizza, burgers, snacks, etc), as well as an outdoor deck with a jacuzzi.
The bathrooms, steam, and sauna areas seemed to be recently renovated, and the outdoor deck and jacuzzi were in good shape (I particularly enjoyed the jacuzzi). The rest of the complex was fairly clean, but the carpets were worn and should probably be replaced.
There are two video lounges playing porn, as well as random televisions throughout the complex playing both network television and porn (including straight porn).
I was here on a Sunday afternoon and there weren't that many men here (maybe a dozen or so), but there was enough activity for me to enjoy myself. I found the vibe to be no attitude, relaxed, and low key -- my kind of place.
good memories
last time i went a had a hell of a good time. usually its hit or miss but many baths are like that nowadays.
DON'T GO THERE EVER.
I was looking for a place to have fun with another guys and I went to NORTH HOLLYWOOD SPA this place is way too expensive and for the same reason NO BODY IS THERE. For the price of a LOCKER you can get a ROOM somewhere else. The staff is RUDE and the place is not CLEAN. This was my FIRST and LAST time there. I BEEN AT ROMAN HOLLYDAY ON VICTORY AND VAN NUYS and this place is much much BETTER and not only the price, the staff too and you can find guys to have fun with. The North Hollywood is a JOKE..
This bathouse is way too expensive
This place is way too expensive i preferd and recomend the bathouse on normandie for the price of a locker at noho you can get a room at the bathouse on normandie. Beside are more people and they have a pool.
here at noho is not a pool and the staff is sucks .
Mario
quiet sunday afternoon
The place has showers, but not much else. A steam room exists, but it was being worked on (that sucks!). There is a small outdoor deck with lounge chairs, and a few small video rooms. When I went on a Sunday afternoon, there were maybe 6-10 people there. Had some fun with an older guy who was obsessed with my backdoor. It was really nice, but I would have liked to have played around with multiple guys (like I normally do at spas). Maybe I have to pick a better day or time.